High school musical
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
I have never reblogged something so fast in my life
it’s exactly what you think it is
ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please
“Hal! Get up!”
Tom thumped on his eldest son’s bedroom door as he ran past, attempting to tie his tie and not crash into anything at the same time. A groan signalled that there was life in the room but no one heard it as they rushed around the house getting ready for work or school. Tom hurried down the stairs and made his way to the kitchen where a plate of toast sat on the counter waiting for him.