Photo 22 Jul 104,379 notes mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

Photo 22 Jul 195,341 notes nolanthebiggestnerd:

lolsomeone-actually:

dailytroyler:

majesticquest:

dutchster:

what

Just

High school musical 

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

fucking rekt

nolanthebiggestnerd:

lolsomeone-actually:

dailytroyler:

majesticquest:

dutchster:

what

Just

High school musical 

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

fucking rekt

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Text 22 Jul 180,693 notes

babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

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Text 22 Jul 705,587 notes

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

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Text 22 Jul 108,628 notes

twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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Audio 22 Jul 245,271 notes

hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

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Text 22 Jul 6,209 notes

klavinerd:

ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please

Text 22 Jul Feel the Earth Move - Chapter 10

“Hal! Get up!”

Tom thumped on his eldest son’s bedroom door as he ran past, attempting to tie his tie and not crash into anything at the same time. A groan signalled that there was life in the room but no one heard it as they rushed around the house getting ready for work or school. Tom hurried down the stairs and made his way to the kitchen where a plate of toast sat on the counter waiting for him.

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