The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠
oh shit rebekah watch out
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE.
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”