no mom it’s not a phase
it’s a phaser
sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting
In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
xkit blacklist is a god send. My dash is 100% less Jojo now.
DO YOU THINK THAT I, MOJO JOJO, IS FINISHED WITH YOU?!
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
How about Brace Yourself.