Text 29 Jul 14,111 notes

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

Video 29 Jul 85,356 notes

textsfromdisneyprincesses:

In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week

Photo 29 Jul 257,974 notes stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

Text 29 Jul 23,279 notes

rpdofficer:

filthyjarbushman:

xkit blacklist is a god send. My dash is 100% less Jojo now.

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DO YOU THINK THAT I, MOJO JOJO, IS FINISHED WITH YOU?!

Text 29 Jul 322,350 notes

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

Photo 29 Jul 359,775 notes shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(Source: alxbngala)

via J P B H..
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via GRANDMA NO.
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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

via GRANDMA NO.
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1-have-a-blanket:

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

How about Brace Yourself.


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